{"id":485,"date":"2003-07-03T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-03T08:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/linkages-5\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:27","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:27","slug":"linkages-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/07\/03\/linkages-5\/","title":{"rendered":"linkages"},"content":{"rendered":"

New Foo Fighters video that MTV banned (it is really queer)<\/a>
\nDetials about it<\/a>
\nSome Neat portraits<\/a>
\nN E P A L….viva Nepal!<\/a>
\nJohnny Cash is the man (this is an oldie)<\/a>
\n20,000 Leauges<\/a>
\nBrits get more progressive<\/a>
\nMesa, AZ officials are morons<\/a>
\nA brief history of the Pixel<\/a>
\nA truly amusing (but well represented) group<\/a>
\nOverrated Sports Players<\/a>
\nThis kid needs a nintendo or something<\/a><\/p>\n

This was from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words “Lewinsky” and “Kaczynski” in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:<\/p>\n

\t Entry #1:
\n There once was a gal named Lewinsky
\n Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
\n ‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
\n On this flute made of beef
\n That stole the front page from Kaczynski.<\/p>\n

\tEntry #2:
\n Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
\n We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
\n Since you look such a mess,
\n Use the hem of your dress
\n And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.<\/p>\n

\tEntry #3:
\n Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
\n What Kaczynski must surely have known:
\n That an intern is better
\n Than a bomb in a letter
\n Given the choice of how to be blown.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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