{"id":545,"date":"2003-08-13T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T10:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/this-was-surprisingly-amusing-thanks-tim\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:28","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:28","slug":"this-was-surprisingly-amusing-thanks-tim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/08\/13\/this-was-surprisingly-amusing-thanks-tim\/","title":{"rendered":"this was surprisingly amusing, thanks tim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your name here &#8211; Caracarn<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/theweekly.co.uk\/4801\/your_name_here\/\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Literal meaning<br \/>\n&#8220;Satan.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>History<br \/>\nFound in limestone deposits in Chester around 11am, the name Caracarn was originally used chiefly to refer to nuns and the violators of nuns, before taking a bullet for the Pope. <\/p>\n<p>Famous Caracarns<br \/>\n1. Caracarn W Macaulay-Endeavour (&#8220;The Blue&#8221;), co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE LEAGUE OF SILENT EXPLODERS;<br \/>\n2. Caracarn Nivea, BSc, early user of the world&#8217;s seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry;<br \/>\n3. Caracarn ap Tinkermouse, channeller under supernatural influences of eight entirely new ways to kneel;<br \/>\n4. Caracarn Itching-Nootlooter, who could never shake an early association with edible bark;<br \/>\n5. Caracarn Happenstance, belittler of the world&#8217;s sturdiest box; first holder of the fairly secret office of Gross Miscarriager of Justice;<br \/>\n6. &#8220;Terrible&#8221; Caracarn Staplegun-Cangoose, BA, proponent of the self-propelled gardener;<br \/>\n7. Caracarn C X K de la Frewsy-Trabmaw, of the generation which fondly remembers several of the more violent gypsy curses;<br \/>\n8. Caracarn du Toot (&#8220;The Reasonably Broadly Educated&#8221;), champion of the deckchair-cum-hat;<br \/>\n9. Caracarn Frote, who lost a fortune on quiffs;<br \/>\n10. Caracarn I Tube, named in court as holding compromising material concerning a nice cup of tea. <\/p>\n<p>Typical Caracarn motto<br \/>\n&#8220;Hahaha! That was funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your name here &#8211; Caracarn From here Literal meaning &#8220;Satan.&#8221; History Found in limestone deposits in Chester around 11am, the name Caracarn was originally used<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3118,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions\/3118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}