{"id":554,"date":"2003-08-19T15:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T15:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/playskools-babys-first-hell\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:29","slug":"playskools-babys-first-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/08\/19\/playskools-babys-first-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"playskool’s “baby’s first hell”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Oakland Raider Fans, Rednecks<\/b>
Circle I Limbo<\/p>\n

General asshats<\/b>
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind<\/p>\n

Emo Folk<\/b>
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow<\/p>\n

Boston Red Socks Fans, Scientologists<\/b>
Circle IV Rolling Weights<\/p>\n

The Pope<\/b>
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled<\/p>\n

River Styx<\/p>\n

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies<\/b>
Circle VI Buried for Eternity<\/p>\n

River Phlegyas<\/p>\n

Creationists<\/b>
Circle VII Burning Sands<\/p>\n

Republicans<\/b>
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement<\/p>\n

DMV Employees, George Bush<\/b>
Circle IX Frozen in Ice<\/p>\n

Design your own hell<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oakland Raider Fans, RednecksCircle I Limbo General asshatsCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Emo FolkCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3127,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions\/3127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}