{"id":581,"date":"2003-09-10T15:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-10T15:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/hmm-i-wonder-if-this-should-surprise-me\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:29","slug":"hmm-i-wonder-if-this-should-surprise-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/10\/hmm-i-wonder-if-this-should-surprise-me\/","title":{"rendered":"hmm i wonder if this should surprise me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/J\/jsimner\/1062445097_fortyfive.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"My inner child is forty-five years old today\"><\/p>\n<p><b>My inner child is forty-five years old!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;ve never really liked children, not even when I<br \/>was one. I want things neat, ordered, and<br \/>adult&#8211;fine wine instead of french fries, pina<br \/>coladas by the pool instead of beach sand<br \/>between my toes. Now if only my fellow adults<br \/>would stop acting like such, well, children!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/jsimner\/quizzes\/How%20Old%20is%20Your%20Inner%20Child%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">How Old is Your Inner Child?<\/font><\/a><BR> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My inner child is forty-five years old! I&#8217;ve never really liked children, not even when Iwas one. I want things neat, ordered, andadult&#8211;fine wine instead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[150],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-grown-up","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3154,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/3154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}