{"id":584,"date":"2003-09-11T16:16:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-11T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/whee\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:29","slug":"whee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/11\/whee\/","title":{"rendered":"whee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><FORM ACTION=http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE=\"border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;\"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><B>C A&#8217; R A C A R N<\/B><BR><FONT SIZE=2>is a<\/FONT><BR><B>Man-Eating Samurai Monkey<\/B><\/FONT><BR><BR>&#8230;with a Battle Rating of <FONT COLOR=#FFDD00><B>8.9<\/B><\/FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE=\"C A' R A C A R N\" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Food-Eating Battle Monkey<\/B> can<BR>defeat C A&#8217; R A C A R N, enter your name:<br \/><\/FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=\"C A' R A C A R N\"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00;  border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"> <INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE=\"Battle!\" STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"><\/TD><\/TR><\/TABLE><\/FORM><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C A&#8217; R A C A R Nis aMan-Eating Samurai Monkey&#8230;with a Battle Rating of 8.9To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat C A&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[152],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-lame","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3157,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions\/3157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}