{"id":606,"date":"2003-10-15T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-15T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/reposted-from-challenging-god\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:30","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:30","slug":"reposted-from-challenging-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/10\/15\/reposted-from-challenging-god\/","title":{"rendered":"reposted from challenging god<\/a>"},"content":{"rendered":"

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices and asks the priest if he’d like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees.<\/p>\n

The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest answers no. He baits the hook and says, “Give it a shot, Father.”<\/p>\n

After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat.<\/p>\n

The fisherman says, “Whoa, look at that big sonofabitch!”<\/p>\n

Priest: “Uh, sir, can you please mind your language?”<\/p>\n

Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY): “I’m sorry, Father, but that’s what the fish is called: — a sonofabitch.”<\/p>\n

Priest: “Oh, I’m sorry, I did not know.”<\/p>\n

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and stops the Bishop.<\/p>\n

Priest: “Look at this big sonofabitch!”<\/p>\n

Bishop: “Please, mind your language, this is a house of God.”<\/p>\n

Priest: “No, you don’t understand! That’s what the fish is called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!”<\/p>\n

Bishop: “Hmmm, you know I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner.” So the Bishop takes the fish, cleans it and takes it to the head mother.<\/p>\n

Bishop: “Could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?”<\/p>\n

Head Mother: “My lord, what langauge!”<\/p>\n

Bishop: “No, Sister, that’s what this fish is called, asonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we want you to cook it.”<\/p>\n

Head Mother: “Yes, I’ll cook that sonofabitch tonight.” <\/p>\n

That night the Pope stops by for dinner. He thinks the fish is great and asks where they got it.<\/p>\n

Priest: “I caught the sonofabitch.” Bishop: “And I cleaned the sonofabitch.” Head Mother: “And I cooked the sonofabitch.”<\/p>\n

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, takes off his hat, leans back in his chair, puts his feet up on the table and says, “You know, you fuckers are all right!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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