{"id":647,"date":"2003-11-21T09:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-21T09:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/oldie-but-a-goodie\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:31","slug":"oldie-but-a-goodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/21\/oldie-but-a-goodie\/","title":{"rendered":"Oldie but a goodie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj-cut text=\"Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss\"><\/p>\n<p>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,<br \/>\nand the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,<br \/>\nand the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<br \/>\nthen the socket packet pocket has an error to report. <\/p>\n<p>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<br \/>\nand the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,<br \/>\nand your data is corrupted cause the index doesn&#8217;t hash,<br \/>\nthen your situation&#8217;s hopeless and your system&#8217;s gonna crash! <\/p>\n<p>If the label on the cable on the table at your house,<br \/>\nsays the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<br \/>\nbut your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. <\/p>\n<p>And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<br \/>\nso your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;<br \/>\nthen you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,<br \/>\n&#8216;cuz sure as I&#8217;m a poet, the sucker&#8217;s gonna hang. <\/p>\n<p>When the copy on your floppy&#8217;s getting sloppy in the disk,<br \/>\nand the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk,<br \/>\nthen you&#8217;ll have to flash the memory and you&#8217;ll want to RAM your ROM,<br \/>\nand then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!<br \/>\n<\/lj-cut><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[85],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-silly","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3220,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions\/3220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}