{"id":752,"date":"2004-02-18T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-18T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/virus-alert\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:34","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:34","slug":"virus-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/02\/18\/virus-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"VIRUS ALERT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a new virus &#8211; code name &#8220;Work&#8221;. If you receive &#8220;Work&#8221; from  your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, phone or anywhere else, do not  touch &#8220;Work&#8221; under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private  life completely. If you should happen to come into contact with this virus, follow these steps:<\/p>\n<p>1) Put on your jacket<br \/>\n2) Round up two good friends<br \/>\n3) Go straight to the nearest pub<br \/>\n4) Order three drinks, 4 times<\/p>\n<p>You will find that &#8220;Work&#8221; has now been completely deleted.<\/p>\n<p>Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and &#8220;Work&#8221; already controls your whole life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a new virus &#8211; code name &#8220;Work&#8221;. If you receive &#8220;Work&#8221; from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, phone or anywhere else, do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-listless","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3325,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions\/3325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}