{"id":788,"date":"2004-03-19T13:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-19T13:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/humpty-dance\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:35","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:35","slug":"humpty-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/19\/humpty-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Humpty Dance!"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nVerse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
\nAll right!
\nStop whatcha doin’
\n’cause I’m about to ruin
\nthe image and the style that ya used to.
\nI look funny
\nbut yo I’m makin’ money see
\nso yo world I hope you’re ready for me.
\nNow gather round
\nI’m the new fool in town
\nand my sound’s laid down by the Underground.
\nI drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
\nso just let me introduce myself
\nMy name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
\nYo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
\nAnd all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee.
\nI’m steppin’ tall, y’all,
\nand just like Humpty Dumpty
\nyou’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
\nI like to rhyme,
\nI like my beats funky,
\nI’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
\nI’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
\nbut sometimes I get ridiculous
\nI’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
\nhey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?
\nYeah, I called ya fat.
\nLook at me, I’m skinny
\nIt never stopped me from gettin’ busy
\nI’m a freak
\nI like the girls with the boom
\nI once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
\nI’m crazy.
\nAllow me to amaze thee.
\nThey say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me.
\nI’m still gettin’ in the girls’ pants
\nand I even got my own dance
\n{Chorus:}
\nThe Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
\nDo the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
\nDo the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
\nDo ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ the Humpty Hump
\nDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
\nVerse Two:
\nPeople say “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin'”
\nthat’s all right ’cause I get things cookin’
\nYa stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
\nbut ya can’t get near me
\nI give ’em more, see, and on the floor, B,
\nall the girls they adore me
\nOh yes, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere
\n’cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
\nMy nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed
\nBig like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paid
\nI get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge,
\nboth how I’m livin’ and my nose is large
\nI get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
\nI use a word that don’t mean nothin’, like looptid
\nI sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
\nI’m the one who said just grab ’em in the biscuits
\nAlso told ya that I like to bite
\nWell, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write.
\nAll ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
\nand now I’m gonna do my dance.
\n{Chorus}
\nBreakdown:
\nOh, yeah, that’s the break, y’all
\nLet me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
\nOh, yeah!
\nNow that I told ya a little bit about myself
\nlet me tell ya a little bit about this dance
\nIt’s real easy to do–check it out
\nVerse Three:
\nFirst I limp to the side like my leg was broken
\nShakin’ and twitchin’ kinda like I was smokin’
\nCrazy wack funky
\nPeople say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
\nThat’s all right ’cause my body’s in motion
\nIt’s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
\nAnyone can play this game
\nThis is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name
\nNo two people will do it the same
\nYa got it down when ya appear to be in pain
\nHumpin’, funkin’, jumpin’,
\njig around, shakin’ ya rump,
\nand when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
\ntell him step off, I’m doin’ the Hump.
\n{Chorus}
\nBlack people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
\nWhite people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
\nPuerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ the hump
\nSamoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
\nLet’s get stoopid!
\n{Chorus}
\nOh, yeah, come on and break it down
\nOutro:
\nOnce again, the Underground is in the house
\nI’d like to send a shout out to the whole world,
\nkeep on doin’ the Humpty Dance,
\nand to the ladies,
\npeace and humptiness forever
\n{Music and fade}
\n<\/lj-cut><\/p>\n

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