{"id":793,"date":"2004-03-24T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T10:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/the-world-needs-more-puppet-sex\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:35","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:35","slug":"the-world-needs-more-puppet-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/24\/the-world-needs-more-puppet-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"the world needs more puppet sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>went to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avenueq.com\/\">avenue q<\/a> last night with <lj user=\"chellez\">, <lj user=\"twirlygurl\">, and <lj user=\"grimbil\">. it was a total blast.  i highly reccomend it for anyone who has ever seen sesame street, and likes puppets.  clever, and very funny stuff.<\/p>\n<p>in other news, i think that i need to metamorphose some.  i have become to complacent, too accustomed to the few chains i have forged for myself, and the walls i have built around me.  i need to go out to see if they are still valid.  i need to try new things &#8211; maybe my tastes have changed.<\/p>\n<p>i need to pop out of neutral into second &#8211; i am tired of rotting.<\/p>\n<p>i am going to get some certifications, and get some more belts on the professional front.  I am def getting my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/support\/training\/certified_professional_program\/cfmx_developer.html\">macromedia cf cert<\/a>, and i am going to start my way up the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oracle.com\/education\/certification\/index.html?starthere.html\">oracle track<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>i also started a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/zombie_diaries\/\">dream journal<\/a> for the dreams i had of late. i am going to try to stick to outlining one every other day, when I am done, I am going to rewrite them all as short stories.  i am going to fucking submit the fucker and try to get it published.<\/p>\n<p>i need to get into shape too &#8211; the walking has def been a good step, but i want to lose some poundage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>went to see avenue q last night with , , and . it was a total blast. i highly reccomend it for anyone who has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[216],"class_list":["post-793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-anticipatory","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3366,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions\/3366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}