{"id":823,"date":"2004-04-25T11:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-25T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/pending-lawsuit-22\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:36","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:36","slug":"pending-lawsuit-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/04\/25\/pending-lawsuit-22\/","title":{"rendered":"pending lawsuit #22"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Sir or Madam,<br \/>\nRecently, it came to my attention through an unfortunate chain of events that your wonton soup is highly explosive.  Upon purchase earlier in the week, I immidately  refrigerated a &#8220;large&#8221; portion of your soup in the container it was delivered to me in.   Upon microwaving your soup from refrigeration for a period of four minutes earlier today , I returned to my microwave to find it awash in wontons, broth, and chives.<\/p>\n<p>I pale to think what might have happened had I been holding the soup at the time of the explosion.<\/p>\n<p>I suggest you take this letter as a warning, and add proper cautionary verbiage to the containers of your soup in the future.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Sir or Madam, Recently, it came to my attention through an unfortunate chain of events that your wonton soup is highly explosive. Upon purchase<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3396,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/3396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}