{"id":833,"date":"2004-05-11T10:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T10:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/833\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:36","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:36","slug":"833","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/05\/11\/833\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>::BOO WEEP BO WEEP BO WEEP::<br \/>\nBURGLARY! BURGLARY! BURGLARY!<br \/>\nYOU HAVE VIOLATED AN AREA PROTECTED BY A SECURITY SYSTEM &#8211; LEAVE IMMEDIATELY<br \/>\n::BOO WEEP BO WEEP BO WEEP::<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, so imagine that at eardrum-splitting decibels, for anywhere from 10-20 minutes at a time, over three periods between 1am-4am this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Now ask me how my day is going.<\/p>\n<p>Lets hear it for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.save-on-security.com\/ssalarm.html\">Model SS-3000<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>::BOO WEEP BO WEEP BO WEEP:: BURGLARY! BURGLARY! BURGLARY! YOU HAVE VIOLATED AN AREA PROTECTED BY A SECURITY SYSTEM &#8211; LEAVE IMMEDIATELY ::BOO WEEP BO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-exhausted","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3406,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions\/3406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}