{"id":975,"date":"2004-11-09T10:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T10:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/dear-monday\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:41","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:41","slug":"dear-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/11\/09\/dear-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"dear monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i believed you were supposed to vacate the premises around midnight.  what the fuck are you still doing here?<br \/>\nnote to all, make sure that you don&#8217;t use mouse gestures if you want to update firefox, cuz the new version? seems incompatible with every plug in i&#8217;ve found so far.  that is, of course, when mozilla&#8217;s update site is bloody accessible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i believed you were supposed to vacate the premises around midnight. what the fuck are you still doing here? note to all, make sure that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-crappy","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3548,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions\/3548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}