{"id":987,"date":"2004-11-16T22:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-16T22:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/it-is-pretty-early-for-stupidoclock\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:41","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:41","slug":"it-is-pretty-early-for-stupidoclock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/11\/16\/it-is-pretty-early-for-stupidoclock\/","title":{"rendered":"it is pretty early for stupidoclock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj-cut text=\"sometimes it is the smallest victories that bring the most joy\"><br \/>\nA snippet after a brief discussion concerning the propensities which many monkeys show towards the flinging of poo:<\/p>\n<p>[22:30] me: POOPFLINGERS<br \/>\n[22:30] me: AHAHAHAHA<br \/>\n[22:30] me: that<br \/>\n[22:30] me: is a xmas boutique gift item<br \/>\n[22:30] me: right there<br \/>\n[22:30] me: a turdbuchet<br \/>\n[22:31] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH<br \/>\n[22:31] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: *breahte*<br \/>\n[22:31] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: fuck<br \/>\n[22:31] me: i&#8217;m tellin ya<br \/>\n[22:33] me: http:\/\/www.mangonel.com\/mini\/<br \/>\n[22:33] me: right there<br \/>\n[22:33] me: repackage it<br \/>\n[22:33] me: and slap a &#8220;poop not included&#8221; label on it<br \/>\n[22:33] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: bwahahahah<br \/>\n[22:34] me: i&#8217;m telling you<br \/>\n[22:34] me: this could work!<br \/>\n[22:34] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: could!<br \/>\n[22:34] me: like those little rubber band guns<br \/>\n[22:34] me: with shit, instead of rubber bands<br \/>\n[22:34] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: yup<br \/>\n[22:34] me: no chance of taking an eye out<br \/>\n[22:35] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: lol<br \/>\n[22:35] me: unless your poop source is eating a lot of corn<br \/>\n[22:35] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: dude<br \/>\n[22:35] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: just<br \/>\n[22:35] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: dude<br \/>\n[22:35] me: and<br \/>\n[22:35] me: this has an upwards market<br \/>\n[22:35] me: like, playskool? 9-99<br \/>\n[22:35] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: hehehehehe<br \/>\n[22:35] me: poop flinger: gerbil to shetland pony<br \/>\n[22:36] me: i bet the k9-rangesmearer with be the best seller<br \/>\n[22:36] me: but the feline-fecaltosser may be a strong urban contender<br \/>\n[22:37] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: I don&#8217;t have words<br \/>\n[22:37] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: I don&#8217;t<br \/>\n[22:37] me: i hope that is a good thing<br \/>\n[22:37] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: You win tonight man<br \/>\n[22:37] <lj user=\"Murnkay\">: I can not hope to compete with this<br \/>\n<\/lj-cut><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A snippet after a brief discussion concerning the propensities which many monkeys show towards the flinging of poo: [22:30] me: POOPFLINGERS [22:30] me: AHAHAHAHA [22:30]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3560,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions\/3560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}