1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.<\/p>\n
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.<\/p>\n
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.<\/p>\n
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.<\/p>\n
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.<\/p>\n
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.<\/p>\n
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “9” to get an outside line.<\/p>\n
8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.<\/p>\n
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.<\/p>\n
11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.<\/p>\n
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.<\/p>\n
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.<\/p>\n
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and turn around to go and get it.<\/p>\n
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.<\/p>\n
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
17. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.<\/p>\n
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.<\/p>\n
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.<\/p>\n
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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